A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” Her husband asks, “Is that you or the wine talking?” She replies, “It’s me…talking to the wine.”
A man asked a genie for his first two wishes. He wanted a truckload of the best wine and to be sitting next to a most wonderful woman. Poof/smoke/roar and the wishes were granted. The man was sitting next to a trailer load of wonderful wines from all over the world and there was Eleanor Roosevelt sitting next to him with a glass in her hand.
PETE – IS THERE SOMETHING MISSING FROM THIS JOKE?
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